Fine, I'm Here...

[PhazonEX]

After a bit of thought, I decided I'd join this forum, ze. So let it be know that your plain, old, and boring PHAZONFUELEDKID has evolved it something... More! Meet the new an improved PhazonEX!

[LinkThePhantom]

PHAZONFUELEDKID boring?
Pfft. Yeah right.
HAI!

[PhazonEX]

Hey Link, nice to see you again, ze. *three boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

X_x
Stupid Billy Mays

[PhazonEX]

Bah, I don't like him much either, ze. *three boulders fall on Link* His voice is too loud and his deals are too good. *three more boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

Billy Mays can go get crushed by 12 boulders while falling off of a cliff.

[PhazonEX]

Billy Mays can go get crushed by 12 boulders while falling off of a cliff.

*screenshot* *heads off to Billy May's blog/personal website/whatever*

[LinkThePhantom]

I honestly don't care.
I meant that.

[PhazonEX]

I honestly don't care.
I meant that.

You don't have to care about that, ze. *three boulders fall on Link* What you should care about are Billy Mays' lawyers. *three boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

I have no idea.
-is buried under boulders-
This sucks.

[PhazonEX]

Statistically speaking, you'd have 50% less boulders falling on you if there was one other person here, and 100% less if I stopped talking, ze. *three boulders fall on Link* Since me shutting up is somewhat unlikely at the moment, I'd suggest you hope someone else shows up. *three more boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

Yeah, hopefully.

[PhazonEX]

So anyway, give me some introductions so I know who I'm dropping boulders on, ze. *three boulders fall on Link* After all, it seems almost all of us have a different screenname here as compared to FC. *three boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

Aw, but that would take the fun out of it all!
You have to guess. Or get the other person to tell you who they are.

[PhazonEX]

Good, I like it better that way, ze. *three boulders fall on Link* *is a fan of figuring stuff out by himself* Really, I only asked you to tell me as a formality. *three boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

Most of them are pretty obvious, though.

[PhazonEX]

Yes, and I've already figured out several of the other by snooping through the forums, ze. *three boulders fall on Link*

[LinkThePhantom]

Who've you got?

[Satori X]

Welcome to the club mate.

[Envioux]

This place needed more Phazon ;o

[PhazonEX]

This place needed more Phazon ;o

Every place needs more phazon. That was like the whole plot of the Prime series, ze.

[DreamEndFlower]

BIlly Mays's lawyers can't sue someone for not liking him.

[Sponsored content]